'Smash Me' plate to relieve bureaucratic frustration. gift for new couple This dress is a tribute

This dress is a tribute to collapsing in a heap

The outfit has been designed to work just as well when worn separately as together

and it has the satisfying advantage of holding exactly a pint

The length of the bunting is approximately 4 metres of stinging hostility

In tip top condition

'Smash Me' plate to relieve bureaucratic frustration. gift for new couple This dress is a tributeTrying to access an appointment with your doctor? Deal with a minor tax issue or persuade royal mail that you waited in all day like you were asked to? Hmmmm. before you tear your hair out, your partner's hair out or the dog's hair out, you might like to take it out on a second hand plate, customised for the job. Once you place the order, I'll scurry around to find a suitably decorative, good intentioned plate for you to wreak havoc on. The type is