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Unisex Reality is in Retrograde Tank Top Size:Medium Select your desired level ofAstrology might blame the state of things on Mercury being in retrograde, but in our modern dystopia reality itself seems to be going backwards. We adorned this retro aesthetic shirt with stars, moth, moon, and psychedelic imagery, giving it a timeless look that's perfect for expressing how you feel about the hellscape. Shirt Info: pre shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based inks relaxed