Duck Off Socks men or literally anywhere food is

or literally anywhere food is involved

and midnight Lego injuries

You just need a nap

No prior stitching experience required

Who says needlework can't have some bite

Duck Off Socks men or literally anywhere food isNothing says leave me alone like a mildly aggressive waterfowl. These socks are navy blue, loud mouthed, and absolutely over it. With a bright yellow duck floating smugly through cartoonishly calm waters and orange text that reads Duck Off, they deliver that special brand of poultry powered apathy youve been looking for. The yellow toe and heel? Thats just flair for the drama. Wear them to meetings where your soul flatlines. Wear them to brunch with