The Introvert's Excuse-O-Matic Featured 25” thick • Two different

25” thick    •    Two different angles for sharpening          ⁃    One for standard pocket knives          ⁃    One for axes

•    Lid fits well

•    Painted black with a lightly distressed finish

Use them on your Christmas tree

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